YOU'VE MADE IT TO THE END.
YOU DESERVE A FIFTEEN-MINUTE STANDING OVATION

( GOTTA LOVE THAT LAST QUOTE, IT'S REALLY QUALITY )

YOU'RE SOOOO CLOSE. RELIEF IS ALMOST HERE

( SCUFFLES AND POISON OH MAI )

Two more to go! You must be really sadomasochistic if you've made it this far!

( FILLER--OH WAIT THAT WAS THE LAST CHAPTER )

three more chapters to go! YOU'VE MADE IT THIS FAR, YOU CAN DO IT

( FILLER )

Four more!!!
( BBHBHHHBBBBHHHBHBBBBBHHHB )

COME ON ONLY FIVE MORE CHAPTERS OF THIS CRAP TO SLOG THROUGH

( THERE'S A GUY NAMED MARCUS IN HERE SOMEWHERE I THINK )

You're so close you can do it!!

( THE TITLE OF THIS CHAPTER IS REALLY GOOD )

CHOO CHOO THE BADFIC TRAIN'S COMIN' THROUGH

( COME ON YOU'RE ON THE DOWNSLIDE NOW )

No like if you are seriously still reading this, tell me and I will literally applaud you. You won't see it, but I'LL DO IT

( THE CROC AND I THINK MAYBE SOME PEOPLE GET DRUNK )

Pretty much half-way there now! If you're even still reading this, I APPLAUD YOU

( ASHANTI IS USELESS AS USUAL )